Odd entitled mother

 I say " Jessica do you like strawberry Jam?"

Jessica says " Yeah I do."

Me: " Do you enjoy lunch meat? "

Jessica : " Yes "

Me; Do you enjoy bratwurst? "

Jessica: " Yes. "

Me: " Do you like peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches?"

Jessica " Yes "

Me : " Do you like cherry jam?"

Jessica : " Yeah."

Me : " Do you like blue berry jam?"

Jessica : " Yeah."

Me: " Neatella?"

Jessica " Yeah."

Me: " So would you suck cherry jam off Mikes cock? "

jessica : " Yeah sure."

Mike then yells " What the fuck did you just say?"