My wife Ann
My wife Ann saw that I posted on Reddit about my conversation with my sister.
https://www.reddit.com/user/Wolf-man-420/comments/m4nm0o/sister_asked_questions/
Soon after the post my wife Ann witnessed someone being a troll and looked me dead in the eyes.
Ann said " I can't believe that fucker doubts I exist.
Do I have to show up at their house and murder them?"
I looked at her and said " If your angry just make a post about it and vent your anger.
No one needs to die. Okay? "
After 20 minutes Ann made her post and had it on reddit.
After words Ann said " I am still pretty pissed off about that troll. How about we fuck? "
Well we normal have sex at midnight lets just wait.
Ann says " As your wife I can have that dick whenever I want. I earned that dick by marrying you."
So I said " Well okay."
Was Ann being entitled?
My Girlfriends mother
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I had encountered the mother of my GF previously in the past.
If you don't remember click the above link.
If you don't wanna click the link here is some back story.
I was in having lunch at the food courts Subway sandwich place.
When the mother came over.
Before I can say " Hello." or " Can I help you? "
The mother says " Are you single?"
I said " Yes? "
Mother says " Do you like women? "
I said " Yes? "
Mother says " You should date my daughter....Okay? "
I calmly said " I can consider it. "
The mother has insisted I become her daughters boyfriend.
So when the father starts insisting that her daughter could do better.
I was confused. Very confused.
However I looked at Anna and see her on the verge of tears.
I had enjoyed Anna's company but I didn't have emotional ties with her.
After all I was pushed into this relationship.
I looked at the father and said " Well if you say so. "
I then turned around and exited the house.
I didn't visit Anna's house from that point on.
She stopped all of her after school activities and refused to hang out with her friends.
Of course Anna's mother begged me to return to being Anna's boyfriend.
She paid me 2 grand to forget everything.
I was comforting Anna and we began to make out.
Then Anna's mother came in
and expressed the fact that she enjoyed
how much happier her daughter was.
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I was dating Anna and enjoying myself in the relationship.
Anna and myself had moved into our own apartment.
Being that I am a violent sleeper who snores I allow Anna her own room.
I found a two bedroom apartment for real cheap due to the fact the owner was arrested.
He had a meth lab located in the basement of very complex where we lived.
No one wanted to live there because of the explosive damage to the basement.
In order to maintain an income to afford all her own belongings such as clothes, food and make up.
Anna had a job as a cashier at a gas station on the night shift.
I was still working security at the mall at night.
However Anna and I were require to buy an entire second bedroom worth of items
because of the fact that Anna's mother wouldn't let Anna remove anything from her room.
" I bought all that stuff. It belongs to me."
Anna and myself purchased a bed frame, box frame, mattress, fitted sheet, normal sheet, pillow case,
pillow, blanket, comforter, nine stuffed bears, a TV with built in DVD player and a Wii game console.
This was just a basic room set up for Anna and she could buy anything else she needed with her own income.
Now I know that someone out there is asking " How are the four stuffed bears standard room items? "
The only reason I honestly purchased the bears was because they were left over from from a holiday.
valentines or mothers day....
They were at a discount due to the fact no one wanted to purchase them.
I think they were 75% off.
Anyway as with any female who just got new stuff she had to post photos on social media.
What I didn't know was that Anna's mother had seen the post and started demanding money.
Basically Mother had seen her daughter having a happy life with her.
So the mother started demanding $200.00 per month as " Back rent " to reimburse
her the money spent during Anna's childhood.
I was completely clueless to what I was going on.
Everything came to a header two months later.
We were in the living room watching television when Anna said
" Babe can you buy me some tampons? "
I shut off the TV and look at her.
" You are bringing in $1000 per month....Why don't you have any money? "
Anna then explains that her mother was taking her money.
Upon hearing this I hand Anna the TV remote and bolt out of the apartment.
It was 10pm and the streets are completely free of police.
I reach my GF's mother's house in five minutes.
I pulled up onto the front lawn of their house.
I crossed the distance to the front door and started kicking the door.
The door was about to break when the door opens and I see the asshole Tom.
I encountered this asshole Tom in the past.
I wrote all about him in a post.
https://www.reddit.com/user/Wolf-man-420/comments/b5jo0c/my_girl_friends_father/
When I see Tom I grabbed him by the shirt
and yelled " Why are you charging your daughter back rent?! "
The stupid moronic Tom says " I don't know what you mean!? "
I tell Tom that Anna has been giving them money every two weeks.
Tom struggles for a moment and his face turns horrified.
I showed him my gun.
After a moment Tom says " Please don't hurt me. It wasn't my idea."
" My wife took the money and bought a Blu Ray player. I didn't wanna take her money."
I push past him and unhooked the Blu Ray player since Anna's money bought it.
As I exited the house I put my gun in the hoister and as I was about to speak
Heather came down stairs interrupting me.
" What are you doing? "
I said " Retrieving Anna's blu ray player."
Heather said " No that's mine."
I say " This was purchased with money earned by Anna so it belongs to her."
Heather was about to say something else but I interrupt by saying
" Unless you are willing to actually physically stop me just shut the hell up."
Anna's mother Heather turns to Tom and says " stop him. "
Tom looks at her with confusion and says " But he has a gun."
As Anna was processing what Tom said I was exiting the house.
I was climbing into my car when Anna came to the door.
I pull out my gun and give them a gun filled wave.
Anna gave a shocked expression as I yelled " Bye! "
An I exited their front yard at 50 miles per hour.
When I was driving at 20 miles per hour as a police car passed by at full speed.
When I returned home I set up the blu ray player in the living room.
I told Anna that her mother wouldn't bother me any longer.
An I would set up direct deposit for her paycheck.
About 20 minutes later the police arrived at our apartment.
Anna and I both tell the police we had been there all day.
We just bought a Wii game console and are watching Blu rays on it.
We even posted our photos on social media 20 minutes ago.
Each photo I showed the police had time stamps on them.
The police say " Sorry for the interruption. " and they leave.
The very next day I reward Anna by purchasing her two boxes of tampons
and a massive stuffed bear that doubles as a body pillow.
Four days later Heather was arrested for assault on Tom
who let me escape with the blue ray player
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