House on haunted hill....Would I survive?

 

Someone on Reddit asked me 

 " If you were invited to the house on haunted hill. Would you survive? " 

 I watched the first movie and the second movie. 

 The first movie has a simply plot a stupid ass bitch wants to murder her husband. 

 So she wants to have her birthday party at a haunted house. 

The house uses it's ability to travel through phone lines to access Prices computer

and edit the the guest list.

After the guest arrive....

All of the guest are related to previous employees who escaped the hospital.

By killing them the hospital is reclaiming the lives of those who escaped...I guess.

.....Price knows they are not his guest or his wife's guest.

Instead of telling them to fuck off because he didn't invite them.

Price is interested in finding out who these people are and why they were invited.

While in the front Lobby area nothing seems to happen.

Only after the guest start exploring the Insane Asylum do the

poltergeist begin to get violent.

Nearly everyone is killed by the evil plasma that eventually is released.

However this Evil Plasma seems to instill fear into you before it kills you.

So logic states that you must be afraid of this Evil black Plasma before it can kill you.

I am quite sure that if I entered the house and was told I would be given one 

million dollars for spending the night in the house. 

I am quite sure that if I ate a big meal, drank a few glasses of hard liquor 

and sat in one of the comfortable chairs.

I am quite sure I would pass out and fall asleep.

Even if the evil plasma tried to absorb me while I was asleep

it would find the process quite impossible given that I was 100% fearless.

If your unconscious and can not dream you won't feel any fear.

So basically if I was passed out drunk the evil plasma couldn't kill me.

You may ask " What happens if someone wakes you up? "

You see even when I am completely Sober I am quite a heavy sleeper.

A bomb could explode in the same room as me and as long as I wasn't injured 

I would remain asleep.

So if you take a heavy sleeper like myself and give them liquor than

no ghost, human or Evil Plasma is going to wake me up.

So yes I am saying what you think.....

I would fall asleep soon after arriving and remain asleep until morning.

I would wake up to find the security shutters in place.

I would then follow the shutters cables to find the counter weight system in the ceiling.  

By adjusting the counter weights I could open the shutter for the front door.

I would simply tie the counter weight in place using the extra rope in the shutter room.

I know someone is saying " What if you encountered the Evil black plasma? "

Well the Evil Black Plasma retreated back into the wall after 

the interracial couple escaped out the window. 

But even if I encountered the Evil Black Plasma it might actually be afraid of me.

My level of evilness might out weigh it's own.

I might have a super Saiyan five power level while it only has a level one.

After exiting the house Via the front door I might hear the survivors yell down to me.

An if they promised me a cut of the money. I may agree to help them escape the house

considering I was previously less than a foot away from them.

I would then return to the shutter control room and free the survivors

in exchange for a equal share of the money.

Now if the Soldiers seeking the demon possessed statue forced or bribed me to 

come along with them.

I would warn the soldiers that the building had lead paint, asbestos and dangerous lab equipment.

I would have no knowledge about the ghost or the deaths from my previous visit

given that I slept the entire night. I would also have no idea about the buildings lay out.

However if given a map or a floor plan I could easily find my way to the Crematorium.

Once there I could use the cremulator's natural gas fuel source to destroy the entire ritual room

where the statue was located. If required I could destroy the status as well.