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Do you press the button?

  If you woke up in a sealed room built like a biohazard quarantine space that provided all your basic needs that featured a button would you press that button? The process of how the button operates or the electrical, mechanical or technical process it triggers are unknown to. You have no idea how or why it works. But in the room there is a handwritten note pad that suggest every time you press the button a video will play showing your current crush having an orgasm only to press a similar button of her own. Which will cause you to have an orgasm. The rest of the note is gibberish " sea bound island dormant volcano phone line button control system hackers attack do da bee feed back loop forever. " Do you press the button?

Special Hamburger

  Take these items and mix them.... Ground beef, Ground turkey, ground bacon, ground sausage, Ground ham and parm cheese in a food processor. When combined make into paddies and coat them with egg. Then cover them with bread crumbs and fry it or just drop the egg coated paddy into a fry pan. If you want put a slice of american cheese on top. Put the paddy in a toasted bun with Mayo and greenery. I made these burgers after I had a disappointing meal at a renown local eatery. I had a toasted bun, lettuce, tomato, sliced carrots, ranch mayo....one carnivore paddy.... and a slice of american cheese. This burger was so tasty I nearly ejaculated in my pants. It was sided with french fries fried in the carnivore paddies grease with BBQ sauce.

Would you press the button?

  My GF had a dream where there was a commonly sold product that used Nano machines........ You could purchase this product along side aspirin and pills that Ranma 1/2 cursed you for 24 hours. These Ranma 1/2 curse pills switch your current gender for 24 hours. If your male you become female. if your female you become male. Oddly enough the change becomes permanent if you swallow any semen. ...........these nano machines are injected into the blood stream and attach themself onto the nerve endings in brain stem. When you press the large red button on the remote it activates an instant orgasm. My GF and I knew that given our desires this device would be over used. But we wondered would other people over use this device? ............If an instant unlimited orgasm device was for sale at $9.99.....would you buy one?.......How often would you press the button?........How many times would you press the button?

What is wrong with you?

  This morning I woke up crawled over to my GF who was sleep in bed next to me.  I then dropped my face into her cleavage and the fell back to sleep. I awoke to a confused what the fuck? I discovered I had shifted on my sleep and was sleeping with my face right up against her vagina. She said " What is wrong with you? " her face expression stated confusion and she clearly wondered about my train of thought. So she asked " Out of all the places to sleep why face plant yourself into my pussy? Do you find the smell a comforting thing from childhood? " I simply explain that as a deprived repressed social outcast who went completely insane and eventually lost all self control I can not control my impulsive nature. I got the idea to use her vagina and pelvic area as a pillow so I did so with no regrets. She then asked " What were you deprived of? What desires did you repress? " So I spent an hour going over a list of things I always wanted to do. Some were easy ...

Family Dollar consumer encounters entitled girls

  I was at the family dollar and this group of teens were gossiping about me. One girl said " That loser is wearing a cat girl T shirt. What dumb ass wears that in public. " The second girl was about to speak when suddenly a can of mixed fruit or a can of fruit salad flue over the shelf and hit one of the girls directly in the face. Her nose started bleeding so I grab the container of kool aid and go to the check out. As I am at the check out I can hear Ann saying " Don't fucking talk shit about my man you virgin bitches. Cat girls are loveable and cute unlike you yip yapping dog fools." I then pay and say " Lets go babe." In the girls line of sight she kisses me and then flips them off. I was so thankful. Those bitches hurt my feelings. Ann is a thick bus ty asian woman. Who got very angry during her teen years because Anime loving nerds were like over caffeinated in heat puppies. So she abandoned her normal life and went gothic. As a shut in she star...

Ghost encounter

  I have been asked to make an appearance to witness ghost or demon activity.  However nearly every time I have arrived to witness an event.  The demon or ghost activity stops completely or is delayed. Except for one event.  I visited the Armory Arts Village. One of the caretakers take me to a room they had closed off.  I had a portable tape deck with me that I put in the room. I hit record and left the room.  When we left the room the caretaker locked the door.  When I returned two hours later after getting a meal at the onsite restaurant and when I return to the room. She unlocked the door and I realize my portable tape deck was smashed.  I recovered the tape and was transfering the audio over to a digital media.  When I got a call from the caretakers that told me that loud banging noises have been heard from the room. I made the trip and upon arriving I put a new tape recorder in the room and left for 20 minutes.  I was returning to t...

Entitled mother ruin movie for my GF

  I am not a normal person. Due to my childhood I have undergone an extreme behavioral and mental changes. I will explain my status the best I can. My feeling are insulated and verbal insults rarely have a reaction. Now when I mean insulated I mean all of them. Love, Lust and happiness as well as Rage anger and hate are insulated as well. My girl friend understands that my emotions are buried under a mountain of overprotective darkness that has built up over the years. She understands that emotional gestures are completely lost upon me. If you tell me " I love you " and present me with a flower or candy it is a lost effort. I will keep the item given it is a gift but the words are completely useless. Now my girlfriend however has learn that simply verbal interactions are basically disregarded. I make note of the words collect the meaning of the words spoken but the emotion of the words spoken are totally lost on me. Now my girlfriend realized that my mixing other interactions...