What is wrong with you?

 This morning I woke up crawled over to my GF who was sleep in bed next to me.

 I then dropped my face into her cleavage and the fell back to sleep. I awoke to a confused what the fuck? I discovered I had shifted on my sleep and was sleeping with my face right up against her vagina. She said " What is wrong with you? " her face expression stated confusion and she clearly wondered about my train of thought. So she asked " Out of all the places to sleep why face plant yourself into my pussy? Do you find the smell a comforting thing from childhood? " I simply explain that as a deprived repressed social outcast who went completely insane and eventually lost all self control I can not control my impulsive nature. I got the idea to use her vagina and pelvic area as a pillow so I did so with no regrets. She then asked " What were you deprived of? What desires did you repress? " So I spent an hour going over a list of things I always wanted to do. Some were easy like french kissing. Others were harder like eating ice cream out of cleavage. But after I completed the list I decided to use this moment to do something evil. Soon I have Ann restrained with belts. Her arms bound together and her legs open. I then reveal a vibrator with a USB charge cable. I slide it inside her by moving her panties aside. But once it is inside her I place the underwear back into place. The moment I plug in the USB to the adaptor I hear a buzzing. Yeah no on or off button. Just plug and play here. But the cord has a knob on it. It looks like a volume control. It was. The more I slide the nob up the louder the buzzing got. I put it on full volume and then said " Enjoy. " I then left the room to watch anime. After some time I am eating a sandwich and realize Ann isn't watching with me. I ask myself where is she? Then I hear " No no no more. ooooow fuck yes! " An I remember what I did. It has been two hours. I walk into the room and remove the toy. Then proceed to fuck the hell out of her. Eventually I exploded in her mouth and untied her. Ann is silent and we watch overlord together. Afterwords we are cuddling and she says " My pussy is still recovering from what you did. Your gonna have to settle for a hand job or blow job." I say " Okay but maybe later. " Eventually we are watching Gate and she interrupted episode five by saying " Wanna fuck? " I was like " Huh? Your recovering." She just says " I'm recovered but I am horny now. You totally took control of me. That was so fucking hot. " I end up drilling her from behind yelling " I own this pussy. Who's pussy is this? " Without any hesitation she yells " It is yours. " Suddenly I get flashes of Youporn videos from the past. So I slap her on the ass. I grab her hair. I thumb her asshole. I even vampire her neck. A light bite. Didn't draw blood. However as I am fucking her I say " Your my fuck toy and will do whatever I say bitch. " She looks back at me and says " I'm a bitch? " I recover by saying " Your a slutty whore cum bucket who lives to service my dick." She smiles and says " Yes I am. "

TLDR I am an odd guy who fucks his GF as often as I can. But I won't call my GF a bitch ever again.