Very odd events

I recently had an intense desire to masterbate.
However there was an odd occurrence.
I was in a rush to orgasm
 and I jerked off quite rapidly.

Suddenly without warning I had an explosive ejaculation that splattered all over my penis, hand and part of my face.

But I experienced no sensation or orgasm.
So I didn't stop masterbating.
If anything the disappointment caused me to 
masterbate viciously, rapidly and focused all friction directly on the head of my cock.

I was staring directly at my own penis while masterbating and I continued for over 40 minutes.

When suddenly a massive orgasm overwhelmed me and I yelled " Yes!"
But intensify the orgasm by continuing to masterbate rapidly.
But the semen shot up into my mouth and splatters.
But the orgasm was so intense due to the additional stimulation I hardly noticed.
I didn't realize something happened until the second spurt splashed on my lip and teeth.

The lesson here is....
 __ Be careful when you materbate__