My toy store job

 I was working as a security guard at a toy store.

This toy store was selling stuffed animal and mini key chain Baby Yoda items.

These baby yoda stuffed animals were very popular.

When I arrived at the store five minutes early I saw a massive line.

I enter VIA an employee door and take my post next to the register.

These Yoda dolls are selling two per consumer.

This line had 200 people left in it.

As the bin behind the register started to empty.

I signal a door close.

We keep another security guard next to the door.

When I show him my fist in the air above my head

he is required to close the door.

As he goes to shut the door a mother with two kids storms into the store.

But he ignores her and shuts the door.

As the line is approaching the end only twenty stuffed animals remain.

I count the number of people...11 people.

Clearly someone is not going to get one.

Because each person is buying two.

As entitle mother reaches the counter she says " Two dolls."

Cashier " Sorry miss were sold out."

EM " Bullshit."

Cashier " Look the bin is empty."

EM " Get the others you have in back."

This is a mall store with no "back" area.

Cashier " There are none in the back. We don't have a back area."

EM " You have more in the stock room."

Cashier " We don't have a stock room."

EM " Bull shit! Get me a baby yoda. "

Cashier " Would you like to buy something else? "

EM " No! I want a baby yoda. "

Myself " Lady if you don't make a purchase. You have to leave."

EM " Fine! I will leave after you get me a baby yoda. "

Myself " Sorry you will have to leave."

After we watched her leave in a huff we both laughed