Maxwell Powvitch

 

 

 

 

 There is a coffee shop down the street from where I live. Directly above this coffee shop on the second level is an Adult's Only shop that not many people know about. However the few people who did know about the shop would shoplift from the store. After so many shoplifting events they hired a security guard. I arrived at the shop when it opened at 6pm. I stood near the cash register for an hour and saw a man wearing a backpack walk in. I asked the man " Could you set your backpack down near the register?"  The man asked " Why do I have to do that?" I said " This store has had an issue with shoplifters so according..." The man says " Are you calling me a thief? " I said " No. According to store policy you must check in your backpack." The man says " Do you ask every consumer to check their bags? " I said " Yes I do. I ask everyone who shops here." The man says " I think you are lying." I said " Wh...

 

  There was a popular fast food place that served sub sandwiches. Not the standard Subway sandwich shop. This place had two first names in it. Jimmy Kimmel and John Candy are quite funny guys. This Sandwich shop had reopened upon the condition that all consumers wear mask. However a large amount of consumers refused to wear a mask. When an employee asked " Sir could you please wear a mask? " Only to have the consumer tell the employee to fuck off. So they required a security guard at the location to inforce policy. I was required to stand near the front door and when someone entered I would point at a sign. Then I said " Would you please wear a mask? " Of course most consumers would comply. But it turns out that an entitled mother isn't so willing to comply. She marched up to the door like she was a member of a certain german army. She was about to walk past me when I put my arm in her way. I said " Excuse me. You can't enter this business without wear...

  Myself and Jerry were hired to protect the employees. You see were told that five female employees were assaulted by consumers. Me and Jerry wondered why the employees here were being assaulted. After I met one of the women I totally understood. Due to covid 19 every employee and Consumer were required to wear a mask. The door greeters were required to have consumers wear a mask. All I had to do was stand there and repeat what she said. The greeter said " Sir your required to wear a mask." The Consumer said " I don't need to wear a mask. Covid is bullshit." The Greeter said " Meijer policy requires that all consumers wear a mask." The consumer said " I refuse to buy a mask." The greeter said " We give out mask free of charge." The consumer said " I don't care. I won't wear a mask." I looked at the consumer and said " Do you require assistance?" The consumer looked at me as if he didn't notice I was ...